"Fathers be good to your daughters; daughters will love like you do"
-John Mayer
Before I kick this off.. I want to introduce a few womenfolk to you.
Freaky Deaky
LOOKS LIKE: A stripper
SMELLS LIKE: Avon perfume and Newports
YOU KNOW ITS HER: She can fit a whole bottle of Heineken in her mouth.
Freaky sleeps during the day and roams the streets at night. She's always into it with some chick over sleeping with their man. The problem with Freaky is.. well her pussy is just way too friendly. It takes almost nothing to smash her, a wink and a caress on her thigh is all she needs to get down. She has sex with any and everybody but never kisses.. Her clothes are so tight, they look like they were painted on. If you are lucky enough to run into Freaky at the club, your night can have a happy ending if you get to her first. She goes down faster than a fat kid on a seesaw but you can fuck her with a diamond dick and not once will she scream your name.. she probably doesn't remember it.
Gold Brick
LOOKS LIKE: A million bucks
SMELLS LIKE: Plastic
YOU KNOW ITS HER: She has on a crown
Goldie walks, talks and acts like she is the shit. She spoils and pampers herself, sparing no expense. Her credit cards are maxed out and you'd never guess she was broke by looking at her. She dresses herself in the latest and great fashions; her weave and acrylic nails are ALWAYS impeccable. Her motto is 'Money Over Niggas' but she can't keep either one. Goldie is nice to look at, which is why her insecurities confuse you. If you are dating Goldie, she demands ALL of your attention at ALL times. Don't even look at another chick. Her favorite question to ask is "Is she prettier than me?" If you tell her she's beautiful, she will believe it for a moment.. and if you tell her she's not, she will believe it for the rest of her life. Secretly she wishes she knew who she was.
LOOKS LIKE: She needs some sleep
SMELLS LIKE: Leather
YOU KNOW IT'S HER: She'll tell you.
Indy thinks she is better than everyone, including you. She has 4 undergraduate degrees, a Ph.D, a house in the Hamptons and 3 luxury vehicles, but can't butter toast. She was so focused on being a successful black woman that learning the finer points of womanly art slipped from her agenda. She can do outpatient surgery, but doesn't know what a dustpan is for. She doesn't need you for anything and will remind you of that every time you make a move. She turns up her nose and considers you ghetto when you drink a cup of Tang. Indy has an Ivy League education and the personality of an English muffin: white and flat, with lots of nooks and crannies to hold the remnants of her blackness. She has no idea how to run a vacuum and wonders if she's too good for you.
LOOKS LIKE: She's been drinking.
SMELLS LIKE: She's been drinking.
YOU KNOW ITS HER: She's been drinking.
ReRe has a job, she maintains a home and a car, so its impossible to tell that she has a problem. You can't help but to notice that 3 glasses of wine have no effect when you take her to dinner. It's because she's used to something stronger. She tries to find God in the bottom of a bottle of Jack... Using whiskey to wash down her Zanax gives her a temporary thrill. She considers herself a 'casual drinker' despite pouring gin in her coffee everyday before work and two double shots at night to sleep good. She wishes you could see how tortured and tormented her soul is through her bloodshot eyes. Without a drink, she's a shy mute and with one (or two, or three, or twelve) she's the life of the party. When she's sober, you almost wish she'd go back to herself. ReRe is extremely defensive, which is the only behavior and emotion she can properly express.
And so on and so forth. These different 'types' of women seemingly didn't have much in common but they did share one important factor.. DADDY ISSUES! We all know what Daddy Issues are.. If not, here's a refresher course.
You’ve heard of the Oedipus complex, right? According to Freud, it is the theory that every man secretly wants to kill his dad and have sex with his mom. (I know right? That’s totally creepy behavior.) But perhaps you haven’t heard of the Electra complex. It’s a psychological term developed by Freud’s colleague Carl Jung. For Jung, the Electra complex denotes a woman’s sexual attachment to her father and a corresponding competitive hostility toward her mother. It’s from Jung’s Electra complex that we’ve derived the modern concept of “daddy issues.”
Whenever a female has a fucked up relationship with her father, or absence of a father figure during her childhood, it tends to spill into any adult relationship they embark on, usually to the chagrin of any poor male in their life. A lot of times when only address the women with absentee fathers. There are so many mistakes a father can make.. but there is one thing we have to remember.
Are you a father with woman child?
There is no such thing as a perfect parent but there is something you should always remember (see also Montana Fishburne) -pause- That wasn't funny either? Hahaha fuck it, tough crowd -unpause- Every move you make concerning her could potentially shape the way shape her relationships with men FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. Be careful, just... be careful. Too many missed dance recitals and the next thing you know she's an exotic dancer.
Are you a woman child with a father?
The most important thing for you to remember is that we are all different.. No human being is exactly like any other human being on the planet. Whatever man you are dealing with or choose to deal with in the future AINT YO DADDY! If you cannot go into a relationship without insecurities from repressed childhood emotions, then you are simply not ready darling. You cannot be the woman he needs you to be if you are still harboring resentment towards another man.. even if he IS your own father.
Peace Up.
Indy Pendent
LOOKS LIKE: She needs some sleep
SMELLS LIKE: Leather
YOU KNOW IT'S HER: She'll tell you.
Indy thinks she is better than everyone, including you. She has 4 undergraduate degrees, a Ph.D, a house in the Hamptons and 3 luxury vehicles, but can't butter toast. She was so focused on being a successful black woman that learning the finer points of womanly art slipped from her agenda. She can do outpatient surgery, but doesn't know what a dustpan is for. She doesn't need you for anything and will remind you of that every time you make a move. She turns up her nose and considers you ghetto when you drink a cup of Tang. Indy has an Ivy League education and the personality of an English muffin: white and flat, with lots of nooks and crannies to hold the remnants of her blackness. She has no idea how to run a vacuum and wonders if she's too good for you.
Reya Bilitate
LOOKS LIKE: She's been drinking.
SMELLS LIKE: She's been drinking.
YOU KNOW ITS HER: She's been drinking.
ReRe has a job, she maintains a home and a car, so its impossible to tell that she has a problem. You can't help but to notice that 3 glasses of wine have no effect when you take her to dinner. It's because she's used to something stronger. She tries to find God in the bottom of a bottle of Jack... Using whiskey to wash down her Zanax gives her a temporary thrill. She considers herself a 'casual drinker' despite pouring gin in her coffee everyday before work and two double shots at night to sleep good. She wishes you could see how tortured and tormented her soul is through her bloodshot eyes. Without a drink, she's a shy mute and with one (or two, or three, or twelve) she's the life of the party. When she's sober, you almost wish she'd go back to herself. ReRe is extremely defensive, which is the only behavior and emotion she can properly express.
And so on and so forth. These different 'types' of women seemingly didn't have much in common but they did share one important factor.. DADDY ISSUES! We all know what Daddy Issues are.. If not, here's a refresher course.
You’ve heard of the Oedipus complex, right? According to Freud, it is the theory that every man secretly wants to kill his dad and have sex with his mom. (I know right? That’s totally creepy behavior.) But perhaps you haven’t heard of the Electra complex. It’s a psychological term developed by Freud’s colleague Carl Jung. For Jung, the Electra complex denotes a woman’s sexual attachment to her father and a corresponding competitive hostility toward her mother. It’s from Jung’s Electra complex that we’ve derived the modern concept of “daddy issues.”
Whenever a female has a fucked up relationship with her father, or absence of a father figure during her childhood, it tends to spill into any adult relationship they embark on, usually to the chagrin of any poor male in their life. A lot of times when only address the women with absentee fathers. There are so many mistakes a father can make.. but there is one thing we have to remember.
EVERY WOMAN HAS DADDY ISSUES!
Yep, that's right, all of us. Take that. Girls look to their father to see what they like and dislike in a man. Some want to marry their daddy and others want the opposite.. and some don't want a man at all because of the influence of their fathers. A man can show his daughter too much attention, spoiling her and making sure no man can ever compete with him.. A man can show his daughter too LITTLE attention, causing her to seek attention any way she can (see also Freaky Deaky). A man can go without financially supporting his daughter leaving the bulk of the responsibility to the mother, which teaches the girl that men aren't really necessary (see also Indy Pendent). A man could sexually or physically abuse his daughter which could lead to her staying away from men altogether and sticking to her own kind (See also Oprah Winfrey) -pause- Shut up you know that was funny! -unpause- A man can continuously set a bad example for his daughter by living an unscrupulous lifestyle, in turn giving her complete disregard for propriety (see also Reya Bilitate). So, daddy issues can range from basic to extreme, and from good to bad.
Are you a father with woman child?
There is no such thing as a perfect parent but there is something you should always remember (see also Montana Fishburne) -pause- That wasn't funny either? Hahaha fuck it, tough crowd -unpause- Every move you make concerning her could potentially shape the way shape her relationships with men FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. Be careful, just... be careful. Too many missed dance recitals and the next thing you know she's an exotic dancer.
Are you a woman child with a father?
The most important thing for you to remember is that we are all different.. No human being is exactly like any other human being on the planet. Whatever man you are dealing with or choose to deal with in the future AINT YO DADDY! If you cannot go into a relationship without insecurities from repressed childhood emotions, then you are simply not ready darling. You cannot be the woman he needs you to be if you are still harboring resentment towards another man.. even if he IS your own father.
Peace Up.
